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01

Sep

baluchx:

this accurately describes my life.

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relatableteenblogger:


in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

relatableteenblogger:

in case you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of Yo-Yo Ma, the famous cellist, on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat

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(Source: simpsons-latino)

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(Source: moriarty)

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rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

rihannainfinity:

August 30: Rihanna hydro jet surfing in Sardina, Italy

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horror movie opening scene

white girl:
i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:
come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:
you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:
lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:
babe what that??
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:
zack!!!
white boy:
ha ha just kidding!
white girl:
asshole!
white boy:
im just playin babe
white girl:
that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:
i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:
zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:
ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:
ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:
BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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kelekelo:

every class is art class if you dont care enough

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filthycalum:

mashocake:

5sostrum:

parudise:

I JUST SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER I CANT

'DO YOU OWN LESBIAN PORN?'

HAHAHAHHAHA THIS MADE MY DAY

“VAGINAL EXCRETER”

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31

Aug

Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light.
Turkish Proverb (via catic)

(Source: rad-rainbows)

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malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year
the ghost jokes have begun

malglories:

i’m not even going to wait until october this year

the ghost jokes have begun

(Source: pdlcomics)

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victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

victory-sashes:

FUCK I JUST SPAT OUT MY FUCKING RAMEN

(Source: pyroinohio)

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(Source: alaskathunderfunk)

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sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

sixpenceee:

funny-cheese-puff:

sixpenceee:

Reddit user trevordrum's girlfriend was taking a panorama of the room. He changed just in time. 

Took me a minute

Look at the window guys

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